Tinhooves

‘Why do I have tin cans for feet?’ he wonders to himself. ‘…And what was in the cans before they became my feet?’

Jagger Doing the Vacuuming

Low-earth Orbit Launderette

Because astronauts need clean pants too

Crazy Like A Fox

Someone should tell him that lavender isn’t a great colour against fox fur

British Space Programme

Well if the destination was the dark side of the moon then at least the astronauts wouldn’t have much trouble seeing where they were going

If I Were King

I would decree that biscuits were currency.

Different biscuits could be different values. The Digestive, the all-time classic, would be the pound coin, the Hobnob would make an exceptional twenty pence, and the rich tea (pictured) would be a fantastic 10p piece.

Couldn’t have any chocolate-coated biscuits in this monetary system though, or pockets would always be a sticky mess.

Wall Street ‘84

“A member of the Yale Class of 1973 with a neck that seemed to protrude twelve inches out of his shirt stared at a screen and screamed over the telephone at a broker in Paris”

Hop’n’cop

While conductiing a study into sleeping patterns, scientists in Australia accidentally discovered the true reason kangaroos have pouches

Horn-rimmed Tortoise

Harold, Elgin and Joyce

Like Abraham, Martin and John, I just looked around and they were gone